Wednesday, September 30, 2009

I hate poetry readings



I am not going to them ever again. Sorry Lori.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

i don't know

BRING IT UP A LITTLE MORE.

YOU GOTTA EAT RIGHT, PUT ON YOUR WALKING SHOES.

QUESTION #2

WHAT IF SIMBA NEVER RETURNED TO PRIDE ROCK?

QUESTION

WHAT IF CLOWNS WERE REAL?

DISNEY-PIXAR PRESENTS:

OFFICIAL RESPONSE


The "for having killed you" was implied.

Monday, September 28, 2009

BIG NEWS!


IT'S MONDAY. SO COME ON DOWN TO UNKLE FRANK'S.

http://www.ufranks.com/

HER ONE DESIRE


I'm sorry Lolanda. I love you, nonetheless, doctora.

* * * * *

By the way, that last post was gross.

I'm sorry, Christine


I changed your earlier post about sorry bear (the blue one, specifically) to say I'm sorry..."for having killed you."

I know that was not your original intention, and thus, I am apologizing.

Sincerely sorry,

Bear

Sunday, September 27, 2009

THIS IS A GIFT FOR YOU, CHRISTINE



http://www.velvetpaintings.com/galleries/galleries.shtml

Friday, September 25, 2009

A PRAYER


Dear Boss,

Help us get through this evening. Especially the next 2 hours and the subsequent train rides. May the subway be efficient, if not timely. And may I get drunk, but not embarrassingly so. Protect us from making an idiot of ourselves and excuse us our substance abuse problems.

Forever and ever,

Thanks.

Thursday, September 24, 2009



Our only featured poet, Raymond DeJesus, was kind enough to say that we post witticisms. I don't know if that is true.

I am pretty sure we are just always bored/wasted.

Guess which I am right now!!!!!

Sometimes I forget that I'm Canadian.

Some Canadian television straight from the source.

This is creepy. And kind of boring.

YOU CAN RENT THEIR COTTAGE


"This is a cozy one bedroom cottage with a bed chesterfield in the living room overlooking Shuswap Lake with views of the lake, and mountains. There is an organic garden, deck and small orchard in front of the main house you can enjoy. Relax on the beach at Paradise Point Park a 10 minute walk away where the water is silky smooth. "

DO YOU KNOW WHO LIVES IN THIS COTTAGE DURING THE OFF-SEASON????



let's do it.

YES, I DO



AMERICA'S NEXT TOP BEST AMERICAN

Yoanna House

How is this woman not a real estate agent?

Don't Ask.

Here is Diana's comment outside of context:


This is a visual interpretation of it:

Thursday, September 17, 2009


nine

Your
brilliant Shaun
Cassidy.

By Raymond DeJesus


seven

The coffee on
your brow,
staining your
cabeza.

By Raymond DeJesus

six

Barnabas Collins at your
neck, you are frightened
and you shout


By Raymond DeJesus

one

It may be broken in Ponce,
a cracked atelier and mustang
that Ismael
forgot about.

By Raymond DeJesus

RAYMOND DEJESUS

"RAY IS GREAT"






Ray likes sports. Especiall tennis and sometimes baseball. He teaches Catholic school, but is, in fact, not Catholic. In the first part of our series on this enigma, we will post funny pictures from his facebook without telling him. ENJOY!


Wednesday, September 16, 2009

SHIT!



What if I'm one of them!!!!!!