I hear Billy Collins is going as a dog-centaur for Halloween.

And so starts Terminator 4.

Alright

Maybe later on I'm going to have a picnic.

To feed them angel cake, All but invisible, but for her slender arm.

Glitter Graphics

Frost on her eyelashes

I can still hear him muffled under the music, barking, barking, barking,

Build your own Blingee

Buster needs a son.

THE NOMINEES:

1)

2)

3)

STAND OUT OF CROWD

If you come to our office or invite us to come to your premise, you can expect serious business.

In order for this not to look like an advertisement, expect us to bring nasty questions to your doors. We are interested into business that brings value to client.

We go after success and bring into our engagement full force. We are in business that brings more money to your desk and hefty lot on ours. And we will listen to your idea.

Sometimes we deliver ideas that got used by clients without any remuneration. That is not OK and we tend to speak about it. Even with lawyers.

Welcome

R. I. P. Jessica

Welcome 2 Cougar Town

WE ARE LIVE BLOGGING COUGAR TOWN. AGAIN.

SECOND LIFE

I spend one hour on Second Life and this is what happens.

"twisted up inside" is the new "cold dead eyes"

I'm all twisted up inside.

MY FAMILY CREST

David Martill, a palaeontologist from the University of Portsmouth, said: "These creatures were monsters.

"They had massive big muscles on their necks, and you would have imagined that they would bite into the animal and get a good grip, and then with these massive neck muscles they probably would have thrashed the animals around and torn chunks off.

"It would have been a bit of a blood bath."

GO FOR IT

STILL ON ABOUT SEA MONSTERS?

Yes.

DEAR EVERYONE WHO SAYS: "CHRISTINE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER POSTS ON THIS BLOG."

You are wrong.

not bad, not bad.

"It seems like only yesterday I used to believe there was nothing under my skin but light. "

BILLY COLLINS: POETRY 180: THE OPPOSITE OF POETRY

LEATHER FENCING BOOT

Landle in the Find Boot

ROUGHSTOCK

"when I would have a little something going in the typewriter (masturbation)"

"when i licked your face, i thought of biting off your nose"

paul wouldn't know HIGHBROW if it bit him on the nose.

BUNNY. GET THE KIT.

JESSICA WOULDN'T KNOW HIGH BROW IF IT BIT HER ON THE NOSE

A young Jacques Lacan, 1931.

This guys obviously friends with Juan G.

This was made by a child.

Have you seen wheat?

This jam's country.

Don't really watch it more than it takes to see the wheat.

I guess there are a lot of these.

Yes.

Where is she? What is happening?

How are you feeling, sound of healing?

If you liked Uriel Mooncat, you might also enjoy

UANDLE IN THE MIND

This is about you, Uriel Mooncat.

Maybe we just gave it away.

I didn't mean you.

I meant dumb bitch.

The Hypnotic Dance of Human Desires

A New Poem by Dandle in the Bind

Awaking to Immortality : Track 3
(Host Of Human Desires)

for Vedonist

Hypnotic dance of deformed shadows
The dance of morbid visions, demons of decadence
In claustrophobic space of human psyche
Wakes desires of deadly solace up

In mad elation of soul
Insane motions spread the redness
Like a blood, which whiteness is hungry for
Apocalyptic landscape, a storm of colours
Winding lines roll, sparkle with tints of purplish red
Dies irae, fury of the flaming sky
Cover your ears, my friend,
Because with the howl of hyenas
Host of human desires approaches

Schizophrenic sights bury calmness
Unrestrained nightmares, dreams of the madman
Every limit fade away
World of imagination comes into life

Paleness paints the deadly pale face
Sucks all colours out, sucks life out
Contorted mouth yells into emptiness
Scream drills brain, crushes temple
Terror, clouds your gaze
Deprives of strength, paralyses senses, inflicts pain
However, is not the agony what
your miserable body is afraid of
Life is your worst nightmare

In the critical minute of my existence
I call you, hear me begging

Damn self-portrait of the fallen genius
The one brought down from clouds of ideals
Apathetic spurt gives rise to yell
The last scream into void of the steely sky

GOD! JUAN G

Skull Trek

This was made by a child

WHAT DOES YOUR MAYAN ORACLE SAY ABOUT YOU?

let's take the test!

fitness celebrity Jessica Madison's mayan oracle says:

I harmonize in order to influence
Modeling wisdom
I seal the process of free will
With the galactic tone of integrity
I am guided by the power of intelligence
I am a galactic activation portal enter me

WHITE ELECTRIC WIZARD

Day tone. 3 is Electric, Activate Service-Bonding




White Mirror is the Guide of the Day, effecting Outcome


Yellow Seed is the Antipode of the Day, the Challenging focus


Electric) White Wizard is the Seal of the Day, Destiny





Red Serpent is the Analog of the Day, the Like-Minded power



Blue Hand is the Occult of the Day, the Hidden power

I activate in order to enchant
Bonding receptivity
I seal the output of timelessness
With the electric tone of service
I am guided by the power of endlessness

just so we're clear...

This is not the Annual / National Rainbow Gathering for Peace and Healing

MILLION DOLLAR IDEA

this is the stupidest video ever.

THE TIMES REVIEW OF 'THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK'

"It's like a one-hour Cougar Town hangover." -THE TIMES

WE ARE LIVE BLOGGING COUGAR TOWN

9:50 PM Oh my God, it's back!

9:50 PM This show is pretty bad.

9:50 PM Monica won't stop yelling.

9:52 PM I would fuck two out of the five guys in this show.

9:52 PM Sometimes when Monica opens her eyes, it's almost like she's alive. Sometimes. Then, whoop, it's gone.

9:53 PM The end music is playing, but it's not over yet.

9:54 PM They had to do at least 16 takes of that eye-roll shot.

9:54 PM Women love bra jokes.

9:55 PM They're gay.

9:56 PM They're playing a song which we can't identify, the only lyrics we've garnered being: "you were born in a strange time to be born." We think it is by Witness.

9:58 PM Nick predicts Monica will have a talk with her neighbor in which he calls her a whore and then she'll laugh and go inside. Orion thinks she has one embarrassment left before going out on a cold ending. Paul predicts Monica will meet...

10:00 PM Oh, it's on. All the male characters in the show are sitting around drinking cosmos. Someone just said: "You go, girl."

10:00 PM I feel a lot of shame. Everyone was wrong.

10:01 PM Oh, Eastwick's on.


* * * * *

Okay, we're all going to sit around now and reflect about this show

Orion: I think they've established themselves as a one-joke show (Monica is caught in a sexually embarrassing situation by her son, repeatedly.) It's like that show with the guy with the gapped teeth in which every joke is based around the fact that he has gapped teeth. Nevertheless, I admit, I am strangely mesmerized by Monica's downward spiral--into the abyss.

Nick: I really want to be sexually aroused by this show, but I find myself with an impossibly liquidly flaccid penis. It defies how flaccid you can actually become
Last week I was like warm butter in the microwave, this week I'm like water. I think next week I'm going to evaporate.

Paul:

ONE DAY I WILL FIND YOU, MY SEA MONSTER

DE-BUNK

So, there is not Montauk Monster. It's a raccoon. There is no mystery left in the world.



There probably aren't any aliens. And you know what, Jackie, there are no vampires. I don't care how beautiful or crazy those people were who came int the other day.




I'm a little bummed out.

Thanks a lot science/reality. Way to be a total downer.

SIX IN THE SETTY

GET THAT DOG OUT THE CUPBOARD

GADGETS GADGETS GADGETS

...is the worst image search term ever.

instead, let's try...tragic tragic tragic?


oh wait...wait...three down.



THERE'S THE MONEY.

MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC

SMALL POTATOES.

"Best New Band 2009"

From all of us, to all of you

ARE YOU HUMAN?

I don't like this:


This my response: