TOPIC OF CONVERSATION: THE DAYS OF THE WEEK

Mondays are British. And sometimes German
Tuesdays: Pretty Straight-forward/Canadian.
Wednesdays: Hump day goes to the Americans.
Thursday: It's almost Friday. China.
Fridays: Let's stay up until 5 in the morning, because it's Friday, and Fridays are Spanish.
Saturdays: "We'll take that." -The French
Sundays: Welcome to Holland, where it's usually Sunday.

Mondays.

Dem Mondays.

GO TEAM

GO TEAM

WE HAVE NOT BEEN GOOD

about blogging

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

ANIMALS DRESSED LIKE FOOD

STOP FEEDING YOUR CAT SO MUCH

This cat is baking a loaf-- a giant cat loaf.

I HAD TO POST SOMETHING ELSE

I keep on staring at that last garfield picture and it was freaking me out.

INTRODUCING: MONDAYS:

Another blog.

When you're a panda, things are a little sadder.

No, everything won't be okay.

Everything is just Jessica

Follow your nose.

EASY SOLUTION

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WE ARE IN TROUBLE

Candles, M.D.

She looks just like her mother.

A real poem by Billy Collins

"their wives are Dopey Dopeheads
and that they themselves are Mr. Sillypants."

It's something else entirely

It doesn't really start for 25 seconds. Then it starts.

You had a bad day (Island of the Blue Dolphins)

See all Fiction Books reviews at Expotv

Island of the Blue Dolphins

Gets good around 00:01:30.

FOR JESSICA

(or so, you had a bad day/ don't die)



So You Had a Bad Day :)

Warning: The following post contains images that may leave your retinas a bit scarred. The images should be cleansed from the memory by staring at the GQ pictures for 5 minutes, watching the Rob (panting) deleted kiss video or ANY of the other posts on ROBsessed!



With the newest Rob "candid" that has surfaced:





I thought it was time we made a "So you had a BAD day" post :)







And because I love you all here is the untagged tushy shot from yesterday to help you cleanse:



105 comments:

letterstorob said...

i want.. no NEED to get drunk with Rob.. now
March 13, 2009 5:02 PM
Chicago girl now in LA said...

I LOVE the one holding the little cup! ROFL!
March 13, 2009 5:02 PM
ninirific said...

oh rob how i love your geeky ways. =)

...oh yea and your tush. yumm.
March 13, 2009 5:03 PM
letterstorob said...

also. b/c i have been the first commenter for the past few posts.. i feel like one of those crazy people who just sit on perezhilton's website all day long waiting for something to post so they can say something nasty.

that's not a good feeling. i'll look at GQ rob again to clear away the bad feeling...
March 13, 2009 5:03 PM
Sophia said...

I love the butt one.

Oh, and, Rob, I like black beer, ok?
March 13, 2009 5:04 PM
Gozde said...

LMAO @ Letters :))

I am drunk NOW and I think Rob is with me. Yep, see he says HI! :))
March 13, 2009 5:06 PM

Or, you know, maybe let's not do this

I'm kind of tired anyways.

LET'S DO THIS

JUST ONE

DEAR CHRISTINE

I hope you are well. we had recently a bout of flu and we suspect it was H1N1 flu.
Please vaccinate yourself if you haven't done it yet.
We are going to send to you a DVD on ancient civilization of Asia Minor.
Enjoy it.

Love,
Mom and Dan

"smiling back / at the woman she'd been just an instant before. "

from Delights and Shadows

Ringoogparelmoervlinder

een overblijvende plant uit de duizendknoopfamilie (Polygonaceae). De naam is afgeleid van de slangachtige wortel. Ook de soortaanduiding bistorta wijst in deze richting, dit betekent tweemaal gedraaid.





Afmetingen van deze weergave

Seriously, do people speak this?

CHEETAHS NEVER PROSPER

Make your own Glitter Graphics



unless they are poet laureate cheetahs.

DON'T WANT TO GO

"perhaps you specialized more than you imagined. "

A TRUE STORY

(OR If we had a music blog I would post this there)

So I was thinking to myself not too long ago: This song is pretty good. I wonder who it is by.

OH.



I didn't see you there Moby, there on my place of employment's iPod.

MOVING ON.

ALL ASTIR!

ol' whaley knows.

"he's got justice right on his tail"

INTRODUCING:

ALEISTER BROWNEY

"he was nothing but a hum-bug trying to be a bug-bear"

INTRODUCING:


ALEISTER GROWLY

This page is dedicated to

It was just right there waiting for me.

Candle in the Hind

Bunny, get the kit.

OH FUCK

RUMXINGER...

RUMSPRINGA!

ETERNAL RETURN ON THE SCALAR CLOSET

CLICK ON THE TREND ALERT SIREN IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU
ACTUALLY DON'T. JUST CLICK HERE

This is a business post.

THE OTHER BUSINESS

BullshitBullshit

THIS AGAIN!

subway employee on the g train this evening: "you gotta take that shit out of your ears so you can hear!"

but don't be all juan g. about it.

this man could so easily be coco jambo.

god bless us, every one.

http://dearkrabby.blogspot.com/

here is also something, written by this man:

DINGLE DONGLE GOULET

is what google suggested I was searching for, and you know what, I guess I was.

Who knew???????

THE WORLD'S BIGGEST CRUISESHIP

Oasis of the Sea.

Doesn't that look like a nice relaxing way to spend a holiday vacation? In a little office building in the sea.

YOU ARE SUCH A POOR KID, STEVEN

ALERT: HOMESCHOOLED

you're right.

Madame Trucks

Have you seen this trailer?

Normal People. Who needs them?

Nobody. That's who.

well, today is just that kind of day.

BIG BROWN BOX.



The prettiest girl at the ball. Get back in that brown box.

Moments are the building blocks of time.

Dr. Collins is not coy about the sense behind this ancient imperative: We do not have an unlimited number of days.

HELL DOG

THERE AREN'T ENOUGH NORMAL PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET

PAUL DID THAT.

paul wouldn't know what i recommends if i bit him on the nose.

The next generation of humans after us...

...will not be able to have meaningful sex with each other because their expectations will be so heightened by cartoons and other weird shit, so they'll just masturbate until they die.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE DINGLE DOLPHIN?

DO THE MOTHERFUCKING DINGLE

WE NOW HAVE A FASHION BLOG

Welcome to The Scalar Closet. Get that dog out the closet.