Tuesday, June 30, 2009

cuil theory means business.

Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.

this statement is worth 5 cuils

Friday, June 26, 2009

THE NOT FRENCH ARE SO WEIRD


hey-o little robin williams is in your bed.

and whether the froggie would like it or not, they'd simply have
to blow

in your own bitchy way.

it must be creme, because milk doesn't sit like that.

THE PAST

STILL ALIVE

as our CFO proves his impeccable financial skills by paying a lady $2 so that he can fall down in front of his friends.

OOC


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Thursday, June 25, 2009

MUSTACHE


e.g. my mustachioed friend--->
Sometimes I have dreams that I have mustache-coloured glasses.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

this is to inform you:


Christine, what Paul and I did to your personal blog the other day:

OH CRAP


Ever have one of those days when you feel like the old man and the sea? Both. And then you realize you are in a boat in your pajamas and there is a freaking shark. You are not the shark. Just the old man. And the sea.

WELCOME TO YOUR NEW LIFE

Monday, June 22, 2009