cuil theory means business.

Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.

this statement is worth 5 cuils

THE NOT FRENCH ARE SO WEIRD

hey-o little robin williams is in your bed.

and whether the froggie would like it or not, they'd simply have
to blow

in your own bitchy way.

it must be creme, because milk doesn't sit like that.

THE PAST

STILL ALIVE

as our CFO proves his impeccable financial skills by paying a lady $2 so that he can fall down in front of his friends.

OOC

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MUSTACHE

e.g. my mustachioed friend--->

Sometimes I have dreams that I have mustache-coloured glasses.

IS ALMOST HERE

MY DAY TODAY

this is to inform you:

Christine, what Paul and I did to your personal blog the other day:

OH CRAP

Ever have one of those days when you feel like the old man and the sea? Both. And then you realize you are in a boat in your pajamas and there is a freaking shark. You are not the shark. Just the old man. And the sea.

WELCOME TO YOUR NEW LIFE

BOSS

Boss as in that is so boss, but also this man is several people's bosses. He is not nearly as fun as he looks in the picture. Luckily this is a blog in association with an upcoming literary journal so I don't think he will ever find this.

HI I LIKE YOU LET'S GET MARRIED

THIS IS MY GRANDPA

NO! MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

YEAH RIGHT

SHE WAS REALLY NOT COOL WITH THAT

WORK FOR BUSINESS

Hey, like our blog? You can be our web designer, when we get a website. No way we can pay you, but we are fun.

Barf-splosian!

WELCOME TO THE BUSINESS