Cleansing the Pallate

Hey guys, Shayyy.

I have a lot of dragon emotions going on right now

I will NOT tolerate lying to me.

That's just what she's wearing.

AMERICA

Don't watch this

GET ON FACEBOOK GOLD.

Lemonade Chicken

Coco Jambo

La-la-Ya

Coco Jambo

wiiii==oooooohhhhd

aadhahahhhhhhhdhhdhio;gaah!jesujxoi.llllllllll.

Who's that butt?

"Two eggs just squished up against each other."

Daniel Radcliffe.

PORTRAIT D'UN FEMME

They have twin sons named Raymour and Flanigan and a daughter named Jennifer.

Get off that couch, Raymour and Flanigan, this instant!

one incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic

"APPARENTLY I'm not allowed to get past 250"

Jessica and Paul get eating disorders.


Check out my new beach bod.

YOU'RE NO LEGRAND

John Irving and Son and John Updike and Son

HATEHATEHATEHATEHEATE

CONSIDER THIS AN ATTACK.
(from the REEAAARRRR)


no pictures. well played, DOMINIC LUXFORD. WELL PLAYED.



OH NO THEY'VE GOT THEIR CLAWRRRS IN US ALREADY.


(Dandle in the Eind is a Landle in the Pind)

you heard it here first)

Masturbation just got louder.

A little something going in the typewriter.A little something going in the typewriter.A little something going in the typewriter.A little something going in the typewriter.A little something going in the typewriter.A little something going in the typewriter.A little something going in the typewriter.A little something going in the typewriter.A little something going in the typewriter.A little something going in the typewriter.A little something going in the typewriter.A little something going in the typewriter.A little something going in the typewriter.

Same thing.

The last of all the mindless crap I'm willing to poop out tonight.

I'm about to ruin your childhood. Once again.

Aladdin and Jasmine.

Have you heard about us?

DEAR CHRISTINE

Should be this on your facebook?

WHY

the resurgence of american landscape art

GRAVITY STOLE THE UNIVERSITY

WWAAARRRR CRIMINAL!

JANETBLAND500

Absolutely, Valentine.

PISSING IN THE HONEYPOT

Oh, that's obviously Milk Incorporated.

ELLEN PAGE AS GHOSTDOG

YOU ARE SO STUPID.

JESSICA MADISON TAKES FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS UNNECESSARY MEANNESS.

not the new rice and lemonada

don't watch this.

BUKDUKADUK

RICKDUCKADU K.

it would have been such a good gif.

instead, here's this bullshit again.

A VISUAL ODE

TO
*RICKDICKARICKDICKRUCKADUCKDUCKUUURCK*

one hand, no penis.

PAINTIN MY NAILS. BEIN A WOMAN. VIDAL SASSOON.



WAPADAPADAPDAPDAPADUHWAPAAH.

What is 'Carpet'?

We're starting an Ad Agency. Does anyone know Vidal Sassoon?

...what is love?

THIS IS THE SOUND OF YOUR CHILDHOOD DYING:

SQUIDGE. GOOJSH

Europe is probably hell.

Behind the scenes:

apparently this was a big deal, IN THE OLD COUNTRY.

cooooold dead eyes.

BUSINESS CASUAL

Make your paper mache billy collins mask. it's happening.

TALE SPIN GOODIES

O, HAPPY DAY.

In the moonlight
Your face it gloes
like a thousand diamonds.

Something's a little off.

We liked it a lot actually.

--America

HOT DIGGETITY DOWG.

Who's that lady? Blues Peddler.

I'LL LOOK YOUR MOM UP IN A HISTORY BOOK

CEEEEEENNNNSOR HIIIIIMMMM.

RENEGADE (GOING ROGUE)

"hey, you know what i recommends for you to read?"

A POEM: FOR JESSICA MADISON
by Billy Collins

Jessica Madison,
you should read this poem.

THE 500

Let the skin slide slowly down your face. Relax. Take a deep breath. Release your body. Just release...

The art world is now officially post-japaneacher.




Remember this? Do you really? All of it?


Happy Superbowl:


1972.

60 Years later...

Too slow.

Up top.


Count 'em up.