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(FROSTBERG CENTER FOR CREATIVE WRITING)
"SUCK IT DOWN NICE AND SLOPPY"
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Annie pointed to her eyes. She had really pretty emerald-green eyes, which sat in a round, freckled face, framed by long, slightly curly, red hair.
See the black line? That's made with the eyeliner.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010
I do not own Balto or The Crow. Now on with the Show!
People once believed that when someone dies a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can't rest. Then, sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right.
(The setting is Nome, Alaska. A goose and a red husky are running/flying to a grey wolf. They stop to catch a breath.)
Aleu(the grey wolf): Kodi! Boris! What brings you here?
Boris(the goose): Aleu, I'm afraid we have some bad news.
Kodi: Aleu our mother and father are... dead.
Aleu: What? How did they die?
Boris: Apparently they were beaten to death by someone either human or animal. (puts a wing on Alue) I'm sorry Aleu.
(Aleu hangs her head down. Now we are in a town where a funeral is taking place. Humans and animals are there to mourn. A body of a grey wolf is set in a grave and buried with a tombstone above the grave that says "Here lies Balto Hero Wolf of Nome." 70 years later the whole town is full of big buildings. The gravestone of Balto still stands. It's night and it's snowing and a male crow is watching the grave. He glides over to the tombstone and lands on it. Then he starts tapping it with his beak.)
Kodak the crow: Time to wake up Balto.
Sunday, May 9, 2010
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what do you have to say for yourself?
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Monday, May 3, 2010
i'm watching y'all...hey crystal, just hoping i'm gonna get to see you later. better get that facebook gold.
"I'M JUST SAYIN'"
OH MY GOD PLEASE CLICK ON THIS LINK CLICK ON IT ITS WONDERFUL.
CRYSTAL MARY LINDSEY: COME INTO MY HEART LORD JESUS
"It's really nice Mrs. Z, !" he says.
A POEM BY KALAMAZOO TORI
"I can do it myself"
those independent words making my heart swell with pride.
My two year old daughter's favorite saying when attempting some new feat.
Her face beaming with pride when she succeeded.
"I can do it myself"
those independent words bringing me frustration.
In a rush to get out the door, trying to be patient as she ties her own shoes.
I take a deep breath and release irritated sigh.
"I can do it myself"
those independent words forcing me to let go.
She is picking out her own clothes to wear to school.
I choose to say nothing about the plaid shirt with the striped pants.
"I can do it myself"
those independent words filling my head with worry.
Watching her pull out of the driveway on the snow covered roads.
All I can do is pray.
"I can do it myself"
those independent words piercing my heart.
Listening to her news of the plans she has mapped out for her future.
Knowing she no longer needs me.
"I can do it myself"
those independent words making my heart swell with pride.
She is an independent woman. Making her own choices in life.
Realizing that is what I intended for her.