Mary Christmas

PRESENTING

THE MICHAEL R. BLOOMBERG AWARD goes to...





Michael R. Bloomberg.

Something's not quite right...

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FARLEX IS INTELLIGENT BECAUSE HE HAS GLASSES.

YOU ARE THE WINNER, THIS IS NOT A JOKE. YOU ARE THE 1,000TH PERSON TO CLICK THIS LINK. CONGRATULATIONS.

WHICH CELEBRITY-LOOK-ALIKE LOOKS THE MOST LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS?

Getting in the Spirit of Spirit

At the very least watch the last two minutes.

Saints be Praised!

you cant take me and throw me away CAUSE IM STILL HERE AND YOU'LL NEVER CRUSH ME NOT AGIAN AND HOW CAN THE WORLD WHANT ME TO CHANGE THEIR THE ONES THAT STAY THE SAME

(the caps is important here plz understand

gandle in the rind

"GET ON THE RADIO."

[for the 40] Everything is Falling [for the 40]

YOUR 40 IS NUMBER 39

number 16


CRA16 L1VERM0R3

THE THIRTYSEVEN

YOU SUCK. FUCK YOU.




I SEE YOUR SAD ASS READING THIS. LINDA FUCKING SANDS.

adjusting the strap of his RUCKSACK

THIS ISN'T ME HAHA LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS.

UNMASKED

I know what it is.

And I like it

BEST OF SCAL_R NETWORK 2010 AWARDS

best number 18

short story

DEATH OF A PARROT BY HOAN DE LA JAY


I read somewhere that a sure way to kill a Parrot is to feed it Avocado Pear.

But do I want to?

BEST OF SCALAR NETWORK 2010 AWARDS

number 19

FurFur the Demon

By Demon Friday



According to the Goetia: Furfur is a Great and Mighty Earl, appearing in the Form of an Hart with a Fiery Tail. He never speaketh truth unless he be compelled or brought up within a triangle. Being therein, he will take upon himself the Form of an Angel. Being bidden, he speaketh with a hoarse voice. Also he will wittingly urge Love between Man and Woman. He can rise Lightnings and Thunders, Blasts, and Great Tempestuous Storms. And he giveth True Answers both of Things Secret and Divine, if commanded. He ruleth over 26 Legions of Spirits.


Have a creepy Demon Friday!

Gracious me, you're getting to be such a big girl.

If you could have three wishes, what would you wish for?

o, i didn't see you there

GOETIA

Mental Health

There's a sink in that hole.

a demonstration

introducing BEST OF SCALAR NETWORK 2010 AWARDS

number 20

CYRIAK

THE MIDDLE

mudboy jellyrag

Yoga

that's what you sound like

TLC freakshow

academy of art college

There she is.

Cathole

yep

the boy who cried wolf

I Know Your Heare Me.

Band: Live

God let me down into your rose.

F__E V__T_X

t___ __ a ___e _____X

...yikes.

900 SINK IN THAT jellyHOLE

Touch.

MAC TEN

FACE VORTEX

JGITON

sHAkeit

I WANNTHAT
900!

900 SINK IN THAT PLATINUM HOLE

I'M SORRY THIS IS SO GROSS I'M SORRY

JUST GLORP IN ON

doin what we do best.

The Making of a Sinkhole

It's on SINK. It's on HOLE.

GREAT GRAMMA'S SHITAPPLE PIE

Brooklyn Gardening Tip

Eat Local!
Use your own feces to fertilize your garden.





Can't get more local than that.

Hand Vortez

Scalar Handtez coming through

Get in It.

There's a way for the spirit to get out of the rug.

Introducing: Winston Bushel-Basket

Return to the Millenium Dome

I, Philip Anschutz, own the Millenium Dome.

If we make him our mascot, he will give us money

If you believe in me, I will believe in what you do.

Pass It On

("It" being your organs to us so we can grind them up and make meat.)

If only.

A girl can dream.

Paul's (Christmas)/bread boule

DEAR PAUL

A BRAMBLE FOR YOUR BINDLE.


Make a gif

slide it away

Make a gif

Knock on Wood

Make a gif

A little trivia

the dominant military and political leader of the new United States of America

Meet the Hornicator

The Riberations of Sgt. Wevenant

My Wiberwations:

1. Mariwyn's wiberwations.
2. Hewlp! I'm being watched.
3. The Wevenants Wiberwations.

answers.com

Fermentation:

that sweet spot between life and death.

Everything's okay.

Oh, I didn't see you there.

With an emphasis on the earring.

A Traddy Traddy BP

the naked business

Gif animation creator

TRADDY BP BLOG DUEL

This was going to be about Alfred the Hedgehog.

In Gnarly Woods, almost anything can happen. A lone bell rings by itself, fish rain from the sky, green eyes glow in the dark, trees turn blue, the lake suddenly foams and is that a giant phantom footprint?



A video from 'Milo.'