Tuesday, March 29, 2011

NETI POT: AN ADVERTISEMENT

"Ah! Ah that's too much! Oh god. Okay. Okay. This is okay. I'm going to be okay. Oh my god that feels fantastic."

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"Neti Pot. Just the tip."

Monday, March 21, 2011

ANNOUNCING: PREGANANT OBAMA



GIVE ME A SECOND ON THAT.

MEANWHILE: NANNY PELOSI TIRED OF FATTIES

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Get Cash Now, Por Favor.


Get $$$ cash now, por favor.


Let's meet up on Thursday.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Sometimes I get the Devil in me...










Is that a book you're reading?


























No, it's actually the poop I pooped with my pal Pup-pup! It's Poopenstein's new Poop-poop, "Ponds And Pand-cakes in Topoopa!














Ooooo. cool pic!

Sunday, February 27, 2011

LIVEBLOGGING THE 2011 OSCARS

This whole night has just been one long mom-dick suck-fest.

BusinessBusiness: when you just can't say it anywhere else.

Friday, February 25, 2011

BAD COOKIE

Some days I make good cookies. And some days I make bad ones.

BAD COOKIE.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

PANEL ABSTRACT: MY LAST RESORT

an abstract
by Jessica Madison

Papa Roach's "My Last Resort" is played from a boombox placed on a lectern while panel leaders wildly flail, upending the folding chairs and main table, by which I mean I flip them all over while screaming.
It won't look like this except that it mostly will:

Sunday, January 30, 2011

dish, Paul, dish.

"well i heard they were going on a date, and i heard that she was invited on a date to the White House
easter
egg
roll
y'all."

same horse, new saddle

Do you remember being a child?

How every new moment was a mystery to be solved?

Where does the light come from?

O, it comes from electricity.

"spahkling in the gahssamahr.

*****

2)
THen you became an adult,
and nothing was a mystery anymore.

***
3)
SO YOU WATCHED NATIONAL TREASURE 2: BOOK OF SECRETS (SHADOWS) LIVE ON NBC SPONSORER BY TURBOTAX.

Monday, January 24, 2011

BUSINESS: NOW ON EASTER ISLAND TIME

that sound you hear is the sound of them opening their mail.
(check the bottom line)
(read under the bottom line)
(line all your bottoms)

BOTTOM OUT THAT LINE.



white people.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Bande à Dingo - 1x12.Tel père, tel fils (Partie 1)


Well, I guess I kind of knew it all along that they were dingos.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Anne Geddes is a first world problem.

"Because they're so soft and supple, they fit into lovely round shapes."
"I try to keep conscious of the fact that I'm walking into a room full of newborn babies."
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(Just so you know, this is attached to Celine Dion's body.)