Wednesday, April 28, 2010

LIVEBLOGGING HAPPY TOWNE


"HAPPY TOWN" is Twin Peaks mixed with hot wet lettuce and tossed into toilet water.

ITS NOT ACTUALLY THAT HAPPY (it's kind of scary).

oh god it is kind of scary.

OH GOD HE'S KILLING HIM WITH A HAMMER.

TOP TWELVE THINGS USING A GAZELLE


1. Jar Jar Binks. "I'm up here guys."
2. A person made only of legs.
3. A gazelle.
4. The Jurassic Park Logo
5. Lego People with a head stack.
6. Daedalus
7. Imelda Marcos
8. Forrest Whitaker's eyelid.
9. Avril Lavigne on fire, covered in ants (Someone doesn't like this.)
10. Beer-hat-robot.
11. Hooch (of Turner and Hooch) with Turner on VHS.
12. Zordon
13. The ashes of Turner & Hooch on two separate feet

2010 BEST CRY

NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Monday, April 26, 2010

Dream Whisper



Real Gross, Emily. Real Gross.

'LOVE THOSE FAN'S"

“Do they

want to hang around you because of it? That’s

what a dream maker is.”

Dananananananananananananananananna MILLER!


Personally, I kind of like Dan Miller, and think he is neat.

Whatcha been thinkin?


S’more Thinkin’…

I guess Love is like an overcoat. An overcoat protects everything that is under it. It protects from the effects of the cold, rain, snow, wind and maybe even dirt.

Does love protect from the affects of the world? Love covers a multitude of sins.

I guess I could even be naked under the overcoat of love and no one would know.

BOB MILLER GONE FISHIN'


mr. "inspiration"

focus on the family=Fair Ass Game.


ONE ARM PILOT

Friday, April 23, 2010

DEAR CHRISTINE:

Thank you for sharing. As I said it is never enough for mother to know about her daughter.
 
What are the terms of endearment?
Are you happy with him?
Is he equally serious about you?
 
Love,
Mom

TURKEY ON A BUS