BAGELS AND BAGELZ

RAOOOWWWNNNMMMMM

HAPPY EARTH DAY

a reading from "pregnant pause" by helen faulkner

Meanwhile, on Hope Island, the planeteers, who were completely oblivious to the evil group's mad plan, were throwing a beach party in celebration of the water Planeteers' twenty-first birthday.

"Happy Birthday, Gi!" Wheeler grinned as he shyly handed her the seashell comb he had made for her and offered as his modest gift.

"Oh, Wheeler, it's beautiful!" the young Thai girl exclaimed, showing the delicate item to her female friend, her cheeks round with the smile that spread across her face. "Where did you get it?" she looked up at the handsome redhead who stood across from her and blushed slightly with embarrassment because he feared his gift wasn't good enough for her.

"Um, I kinda made it from recycled bits I found," he sheepishly replied, hoping she wouldn't see it as a cheap gift. He had been on distraction duty all week and hadn't had time to buy something that he felt would be a more proper present.

The birthday girl happily bounced over and gave the fire Planeteer a great big hug. "I love it, Wheeler, thank you," she whispered before delicately planting a kiss on his cheek and returning to her seat to open her other gifts.

The remaining surprises brought Gi a smile so wide that she felt her cheeks go round and start to ache from the grin that refused to leave her face. Linka had bought her a dolphin pendant that hung on a silver chain; Ma-ti had gotten her a solitude cd called angels of the sea, knowing she liked the soft and relaxing music; and Kwame had given her a traditional African rug from his village, after having noticed her admiration of one during her last visit.

Bursting with joy, Gi beamed happily at all her dear friends, whom she had come to see as her brothers and sister. "This is the best birthday ever!" she announced, barely containing her excitement as she threw her arms around each eco-warrior in gratitude.

As Wheeler, ever the extravert, raised his glass of ice cold lemonade, he toasted, "To Gi!"

"To Gi!" Linka, Kwame, and Ma-ti joined in, raising their glasses of champagne in honor of the Asian, none of them realizing that the next year would be their hardest yet.

Two weeks later, the pregnancy scheme was falling neatly into place as Blights formula had accepted the American Planeteer's DNA sample, with Mal confirming that the egg was now fertilized and ready to be implanted into the body of the unsuspecting victim.

I'LL LOOK YOUR MOM UP IN A HISTORY BOOK

CEEEEEENNNNSOR HIIIIIMMMM.

Just so you know.

When you're a panda, things are a little sadder.

No, everything won't be okay.

You had a bad day (Island of the Blue Dolphins)

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FOR JESSICA

(or so, you had a bad day/ don't die)



So You Had a Bad Day :)

Warning: The following post contains images that may leave your retinas a bit scarred. The images should be cleansed from the memory by staring at the GQ pictures for 5 minutes, watching the Rob (panting) deleted kiss video or ANY of the other posts on ROBsessed!



With the newest Rob "candid" that has surfaced:





I thought it was time we made a "So you had a BAD day" post :)







And because I love you all here is the untagged tushy shot from yesterday to help you cleanse:



105 comments:

letterstorob said...

i want.. no NEED to get drunk with Rob.. now
March 13, 2009 5:02 PM
Chicago girl now in LA said...

I LOVE the one holding the little cup! ROFL!
March 13, 2009 5:02 PM
ninirific said...

oh rob how i love your geeky ways. =)

...oh yea and your tush. yumm.
March 13, 2009 5:03 PM
letterstorob said...

also. b/c i have been the first commenter for the past few posts.. i feel like one of those crazy people who just sit on perezhilton's website all day long waiting for something to post so they can say something nasty.

that's not a good feeling. i'll look at GQ rob again to clear away the bad feeling...
March 13, 2009 5:03 PM
Sophia said...

I love the butt one.

Oh, and, Rob, I like black beer, ok?
March 13, 2009 5:04 PM
Gozde said...

LMAO @ Letters :))

I am drunk NOW and I think Rob is with me. Yep, see he says HI! :))
March 13, 2009 5:06 PM

DEAR CHRISTINE

I hope you are well. we had recently a bout of flu and we suspect it was H1N1 flu.
Please vaccinate yourself if you haven't done it yet.
We are going to send to you a DVD on ancient civilization of Asia Minor.
Enjoy it.

Love,
Mom and Dan

A TRUE STORY

(OR If we had a music blog I would post this there)

So I was thinking to myself not too long ago: This song is pretty good. I wonder who it is by.

OH.



I didn't see you there Moby, there on my place of employment's iPod.

When you've had a bad day...

...this might cheer you up.