HIPS DON'T LIE

No. They don't.

SONNETS

I don't care much for most sonnets that people write. Especially now. Like right now. As we speak. Someone is writing a sonnet and I don't care too much for that sonnet. Cut it out already. And don't get me started on sestinas! ME-OW! What happens when a dinosaur writes a sonnet?

Oh, no one will ever know the answer to that.

ART

We here at the business like to think we have superior tastes in things, such as, art. So to help educate the uncultured INTERNET masses, here is this little number that will put the RRRRRRR in ARRRRRRRRT.