ERRORS AND OMISSIONS: ACTUALLY I WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS DOG

THAT CHANGES THINGS DON'T IT.

DE-BUNK

So, there is not Montauk Monster. It's a raccoon. There is no mystery left in the world.



There probably aren't any aliens. And you know what, Jackie, there are no vampires. I don't care how beautiful or crazy those people were who came int the other day.




I'm a little bummed out.

Thanks a lot science/reality. Way to be a total downer.