JOKES!

Why have some cities outlawed lawyers from going to the beach?

Because the cats keep trying to bury them in the sand.

HORNETS

FREE Hornet's Nest
Date: 2009-07-15, 9:02PM EDT

I have a hornet's nest free for the taking! Hornets included. You must remove. Will need a ladder, it's under a 2nd floor eave. I just noticed it today. It's almost the size of a volleyball.

* Location: Knoxville:West Knox Cty
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Our only featured poet, Raymond DeJesus, was kind enough to say that we post witticisms. I don't know if that is true.

I am pretty sure we are just always bored/wasted.

Guess which I am right now!!!!!