Well, I finally watched some of the videos I posted

I really think we should watch Alvin and the Chipmunks. I can't get over it. That dishwasher clip is amazing. And then in that other ones, they are singing that Had a Bad Day. It's soulful when the chipmunks ask me if I believe in the power of love. And, yes, yes I do Alvin, Simon and Theodore.



Paul, can I put you in charge of renting this?

Babies are not cute.

Gross.

SEX IN ADVERTISING

Apparently Jim Carrey is doing a remake of 'A Christmas Carol.'

I think this is exactly what Dickens had in mind when he started the whole project:

A POEM

a poem by
BILLY "LE BLEU" COLLINS

after billy collins

O, I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE

As I masturbated
at my typewriter
I noticed that you were there,
even though I didn't see you.



(this is a preview of an upcoming book by BUSINESS press called "Oh, I didn't see you there, Billy Collins")

also, ANNOUNCEMENT.
we now have a flag. i am too lazy to scan it, but i will say that it is basically the swiss flag with a basket of bananas on it.

When you've had a bad day...

...this might cheer you up.

A WELL-ARTICULATED POLITICAL STATEMENT

MA'AM.

Phillip Seymour Hoffman played second fiddle to Robin Williams in the feature-length film, Patch Adams. Just in case you didn't know.

Also:

HIPS DON'T LIE

No. They don't.