well, i saw buster's today. it must have been because he was so excited about the premiere of cougartown. i didn't have the heart to tell him they weren't the kind of cougars he was thinking of.
INT. Monica's House, Daytime. Everyone is randomly breaking in and out of Monica's house, despite the door being wide open, free for anyone who wants to walk in and bring her things.
Monica: oh, I didn't see you all here Pheobe: I'm gonna bring you something Monica: (shooting gun hand motions)
WE ARE....LIVEBLOGGIN
ReplyDeleteMODERNITY IS OVER, MODERN FAMILY.
ReplyDeletePOSTMODERN FAMILY=FMIMDMS, D.
KIA: WE STARTED WITH A BICYCLE. AND THEN WE MADE A KIA.
ReplyDeletejust sits on top of skin, while it sliiiiides down your face
ReplyDeleteEveryone take note: where were you when the event that rocked the country happened? The reunion of Pheobe and Monica!
ReplyDeleteme: I was eating peanut butter M&M's and smelling faint pot smoke and sitting on someone's jacket. My socks were wet and I was holding a fart back.
History in the Making!!!!!!!!
they're playing the friend's music!
ReplyDeletewell, i saw buster's today. it must have been because he was so excited about the premiere of cougartown. i didn't have the heart to tell him they weren't the kind of cougars he was thinking of.
ReplyDeleteEATING AT THE TABLE. OF GOOD FLORIDA FORTUNE.
ReplyDeleteIT BEGINS.
ReplyDeleteHE MAKES...LURRRRVVVEEEE
ReplyDeleteSCOTT FOLEY IS OOOLLD
ReplyDelete"do you guys read Cathy??"
ReplyDeleteNew Definition of Cougar: an older woman who dates round 90's actors like Scott Foley
ReplyDeleteWait, P.S. - I like the slutty friend's top. Don't tell anyone.
ReplyDeleteFIFTEEN COMMETNS
ReplyDeleteI LIKE IT TOO, NICK.
ReplyDeleteit's sort of like a beany baby.
ReplyDeletewhat's wrong with morning sex?
ReplyDeleteI just got a fleeting moment of cold clarity, and I realized that I'm going to become Monica....
ReplyDeletelive bloggiong is hard
ReplyDeleteCRYSTALLISSS
ReplyDeleteI've got it!
ReplyDeleteeeggghhhh chrysalis.
ReplyDeleteGO BACK TO THE 90s!
ReplyDeleteGO AWAY
ReplyDeletei think i might convert to manism when i reach the age of 40
ReplyDeleteim doing something
ReplyDeleteEDITING THE RESOURCE
ReplyDeleteok, fancy music
ReplyDeletewhoa, Pheobe looks old
ReplyDeleteDINGALINGALING
ReplyDeleteNEW
ReplyDeletePHOEVEBE
ReplyDeleteTHE WORLD IS TOTALLY WATCHING.
ReplyDeleteThe world is watching! Cougartown!
ReplyDeletehow sad.
ReplyDeleteSECURE WOMEN
ReplyDeleteI told Orion he didn't miss much, but he missed SO MUCH! how could you ever explain
ReplyDeleteFlorida isn't a thing
ReplyDeleteuniversity of Florida is abreviated UF!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletewomen's ain't getting no education.
ReplyDeleteso furiously we are blogging
ReplyDeleteMAKING OUT
ReplyDeletelip face be DRANKIN
ReplyDeletefirst name last name situation.
ReplyDeleteRemember Felicitry?
ReplyDeleteMAKING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHAWT
ReplyDeletewhy is florida such a...crochet work fetishsshss
ReplyDeleteRUSSIANSSSSSSS! :(
ReplyDeleteABYSSSSSS
ReplyDeleteWAS THAT WHOLE THING AN INTROOO?
ReplyDeleteFoam depot
ReplyDeleteHome Depot is really hip
ReplyDeleteHell girl hell
ReplyDeleteDome Hepot
ReplyDeletethe loooovely bones.
ReplyDeleteMAGIC MAGIC MAGIC
ReplyDeletevisiby disturbed.
ReplyDeleteVISABLEY DISTURBEBED
ReplyDeleteSQUEAKWEL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteA LOT OF COMMENTS
ReplyDeleteWas Sling Blade a pedophile?
ReplyDeleteFANCY
ReplyDeletesorry for that.
ReplyDeletemeoooooww, cougars are fighting
ReplyDeletemeeeee-owwwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteI hate the whole world
ReplyDelete"i was thinking we could go to this political fundraiser"
ReplyDeleteMicheal J Foxxx 20 years ago
ReplyDeleteeggh. dark moment, Toothy Julia.
ReplyDeleteUUUUUUGGHGHHGHHDGHHHG
ReplyDeleteSCOTT FOLEY GO BSCK IN TIME TO FELICITY
ReplyDeleteRUCK THE FUSSIANS.
ReplyDelete"he makes me feel like a kid again."
ReplyDeleteHow did they get in everyones house????
ReplyDeleteLive Blog has be derailed by new breaking trend alert:
ReplyDeleteNaked Crochet Fetish Communities
I hate yiou?
ReplyDeleteNATURE AND SCIENCE
ReplyDeletean interesting analysis of trade culture within COUGARTOWN.
ReplyDeleteMonica is going to falldown and in love with Pheobe, but since this is NBC/ABC they will argue.
ReplyDeleteHere's an excerpt from my Cougartown Fan Fiction:
ReplyDeleteINT. Monica's House, Daytime. Everyone is randomly breaking in and out of Monica's house, despite the door being wide open, free for anyone who wants to walk in and bring her things.
Monica: oh, I didn't see you all here
Pheobe: I'm gonna bring you something
Monica: (shooting gun hand motions)
WOMEN R
ReplyDeleteOUT OF THE CUFFS
ReplyDeleteCHOCK FULL O NUTS
ReplyDeletepREDICTION: MONICA IS GOING TO FALL DOWN AND THEN PHOEBE IS GOING TO LAUGH AT HER AND THEN FEAST ON HER DEAD BODY.
ReplyDeleteVAGINAL RECONSTRUCTION
ReplyDelete4rm orion
ReplyDeleteDROP BOBBY
ReplyDeleteMONICA IS DRINKING URINE OUT OF A MASON JAR.
ReplyDeleteMonica's drinking Pheobe's urine
ReplyDeletePEA IN THE TANK
ReplyDeleteProfessor Vocabulary!
ReplyDelete"oh look, it's professor vocabulary."
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
ReplyDeletethat is super poop of you.
ReplyDeleteTHEY ARE GOING TO SLEEP W/ EVERYONE
ReplyDeleteDO STUFF
ReplyDeleteRIDICULOUS
ReplyDeletewhere are they? are they in a winnebago?
ReplyDelete"i coulda finished college?!"
hearts
ReplyDeleteEx Husband thinks he's Matthew mcconaughey, only not gay.
ReplyDeletedo i have to?
ReplyDeletebaldy be kissin' purple shirt.
ReplyDeletebow down to you!
ReplyDelete"women will always drop us nuts."
ReplyDeleteTEA BAG REFERENCE?!?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteEither sex joke of a political reference to Glen Beck. Both are horrifying.
Oh ill date you, I'm 2 seconds younger than you
ReplyDeleteDo you ever want men to love you? That's cool.
ReplyDeletekia: unisex
ReplyDeleteabc comedy wednesday: women
ReplyDeletenew ROM COM movie title ideas
ReplyDeleteSomething's Kinda Hey
Flacid Handjob
Spooning is Nice
Make A Wish, Darling
Shoulda Coulda Woulda
Kinda Binda Hinda
abc thursday: LAWYERS IN LA. GROSS.
ReplyDeleteWANNA TASTE, SCOTT FOLEY.
ReplyDeleteThis show is called "It's Complicated"
ReplyDeleteLESSSSBIAAANNNSSS. "the new cougar is now just a lesbian."
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