A POEM

a poem by
BILLY "LE BLEU" COLLINS

after billy collins

O, I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE

As I masturbated
at my typewriter
I noticed that you were there,
even though I didn't see you.



(this is a preview of an upcoming book by BUSINESS press called "Oh, I didn't see you there, Billy Collins")

also, ANNOUNCEMENT.
we now have a flag. i am too lazy to scan it, but i will say that it is basically the swiss flag with a basket of bananas on it.